Bruno: Eleven Best Chuck Norris Edu-Facts

With the Monday holiday I had some extra time on my hands, so when Jacob Waters pointed out that Chuck Norris had come out against the Common Core State Standards I decided to spend a few minutes looking for the joke I knew was hiding there.

And so #chucknorrisedufacts was born.

Here are my 11 favorite submissions. (I couldn't quite settle on 10.) I strongly encourage you to submit your own on Twitter or in the comments. Don't forget the hashtag! 

#11

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on NAEP in all 50 states at the same time #chucknorrisedufacts

— Dan Sisco (@siscodan) November 11, 2013

#10

It was a Nation at Risk until Chuck Norris came along #chucknorrisedufacts

— LS4C1 (@LS4C1) November 12, 2013

#9

Chuck Norris has never left a child behind #chucknorrisedufacts

— Andrew McEachin (@ajmceachin) November 11, 2013

#8

Standardized tests teach to Chuck Norris. #chucknorrisedufacts @MrPABruno @mpolikoff

— Jacob Waters (@jacobwaters) November 11, 2013

#7

Superman is waiting for Chuck Norris. #chucknorrisedufacts

— Gary Rubinstein (@garyrubinstein) November 11, 2013

#6

When Chuck Norris wants to shrink achievement gaps, he crushes them in his fists. #chucknorrisedufacts @MrPABruno @jacobwaters

— Morgan Polikoff (@mpolikoff) November 11, 2013

#5

PBS filmed Chuck Norris firing Michelle Rhee #chucknorrisedufacts

— Seth Lavin (@SethLavin) November 12, 2013

#4

Chuck Norris doesn't take tests. He stares at them until the answers reveal themselves. #chucknorrisedufacts

— StudentsFirst (@StudentsFirst) November 11, 2013

#3

Chuck Norris can do online learning without an internet connection. #chucknorrisedufacts

— Ken Libby (@kenmlibby) November 11, 2013

#2

The only close reading Chuck Norris knows is when he bear hugs a library into submission. #chucknorrisedufacts

— Andy Smarick (@smarick) November 12, 2013

#1

Chuck Norris is the only acceptable excuse #chucknorrisedufacts

— Josh McCarty (@McCarty32) November 12, 2013

- PB (@MrPABruno) (image source)