Bruno: Eleven Best Chuck Norris Edu-Facts
With the Monday holiday I had some extra time on my hands, so when Jacob Waters pointed out that Chuck Norris had come out against the Common Core State Standards I decided to spend a few minutes looking for the joke I knew was hiding there.
And so #chucknorrisedufacts was born.
Here are my 11 favorite submissions. (I couldn't quite settle on 10.) I strongly encourage you to submit your own on Twitter or in the comments. Don't forget the hashtag!
#11
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on NAEP in all 50 states at the same time #chucknorrisedufacts
— Dan Sisco (@siscodan) November 11, 2013
#10
It was a Nation at Risk until Chuck Norris came along #chucknorrisedufacts
— LS4C1 (@LS4C1) November 12, 2013
Chuck Norris has never left a child behind #chucknorrisedufacts
— Andrew McEachin (@ajmceachin) November 11, 2013
#8
Standardized tests teach to Chuck Norris. #chucknorrisedufacts @MrPABruno @mpolikoff
— Jacob Waters (@jacobwaters) November 11, 2013
#7
Superman is waiting for Chuck Norris. #chucknorrisedufacts
— Gary Rubinstein (@garyrubinstein) November 11, 2013
#6
When Chuck Norris wants to shrink achievement gaps, he crushes them in his fists. #chucknorrisedufacts @MrPABruno @jacobwaters
— Morgan Polikoff (@mpolikoff) November 11, 2013
#5
PBS filmed Chuck Norris firing Michelle Rhee #chucknorrisedufacts
— Seth Lavin (@SethLavin) November 12, 2013
#4
Chuck Norris doesn't take tests. He stares at them until the answers reveal themselves. #chucknorrisedufacts
— StudentsFirst (@StudentsFirst) November 11, 2013
#3
Chuck Norris can do online learning without an internet connection. #chucknorrisedufacts
— Ken Libby (@kenmlibby) November 11, 2013
#2
The only close reading Chuck Norris knows is when he bear hugs a library into submission. #chucknorrisedufacts
— Andy Smarick (@smarick) November 12, 2013
#1
Chuck Norris is the only acceptable excuse #chucknorrisedufacts
— Josh McCarty (@McCarty32) November 12, 2013
- PB (@MrPABruno) (image source)