Media: Website Collects Ridiculous Textbook Excerpts
It's called "Thanks, Textbooks: A COLLECTION OF THE WORLD'S FINEST ACADEMIC WRITING. (UPDATED EVERY MONDAY)."
Basically, ridiculous word problems, images, and captions from textbook land. You can find it here.
Just think: Some publishing company got paid to sell this to a school. And some teacher probably got paid to come up with the copy.