"R Wez Still Nashun At Risk?" -- A Nation At Risk, The LOLCAT Version
LOLCAT is the imaginary language of pets, first popularized by a picture of a cat with the caption "I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?" (Can I have a cheeseburger?").
This is what the LOLCAT translator has to say about "Are we still a nation at risk?": R Wez Still Nashun At Risk?
Other things to translate might include:
"I love Obama but my union says no."
"Eight more weeks and I'm out of here."